The Voice of Free Planet X

True stories of fictional people, from Jared Axelrod

Episodes

Kevin & Ursula Eat Cheap - A Haiku of Garbage Food

To tide you over until Season 2 of The Voice of Free Planet X begins, here's the time J.R. Blackwell and I visited the home of our dear friends Ursula Vernon and Kevin Sonney and appeared on their show, Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap. We ate...well, I'll let them tell it:

 

Our dear friends Jared Axelrod and J.R. Blackwell were visiting this weekend, and brought us a present: a box of hand-made candies shaped like animal poop! Sharing is caring, so we all sat down and shared those. But no show is complete without beer and wine, flavored potato chips, and things best left in the freezer section of your local market, so we had some of that too. 

Plus a rye from the wilds of PA, heat-and-eat noodles, and something called "Stage Planks" when We Eat It, So You Don't Have To!

Direct download: KUEC-208.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 7:00am EST
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Here's the audio for the Pitch Worshop I moderated at Balticon. I like to believe the audience got something out of the workshop beyond my tendancy to grandstand.

Eric Kimball, Scott Roche  and Brent Weichsel gave some great points, and we did managed to address everyone who showed up.

Direct download: Balticon_Pitch_Workshop.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 2:32pm EST
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Interlude

A bit of an update about the future of the Fables of the Flying City series, along with news about the graphic novel, the Battle Of Blood And Ink.

Direct download: Interlude.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 11:16am EST
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I am currently recovering from a very hot and extremely unpleasant bout with Martian Spider Flu.  So, that's where this weeks podcasts have gone. 

They've been eaten.  By Martian spiders.  Let that be a lesson to you all.

Not to worry, however, as regular service will resume July 1st.   And it will be worth the wait.
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 3:09pm EST
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Balticon.  Lots and lots of Balticon...
Direct download: Interlude_1-How_I_Spent_My_Memorial_Day_Weekend.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 12:13am EST
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Escape Pod Flash: The Uncanny Valley By Jared Axelrod. (365 Tomorrows, The Voice of Free Planet X)
Read by Stephen Eley.

"i'm sorry," Purby said, reshuffling the papers on his desk. "What was the problem with her?"

"Her breathing. She breathes. She doesn't stop."

"Yes, and?"

"It's unnerving."


Rated G. (Anything that isn't G-rated in this story is entirely the product of your imagination.)
Direct download: EPFlash022_UncannyValley.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 8:03am EST
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A Heartfelt Phone Message Sorry I missed you. We'll catch up later, 'kay?
Direct download: heartfeltphonemessage.mp3
Category:Interlude -- posted at: 7:29pm EST
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