Fri, 15 May 2009
The Jugulites will not allow you to land on their planet, as they have a deep-seated distrust of off-worlders. Despite your best efforts, the Jugulites will fire on your diplomatic vessal, severely damaging it beyond repair. As you float aimlessly through space with only the barest of life-support, the Jugulites will apologize but will not help you, as they will say that your ship started it, by looking at them funny.
Direct download: 48_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Jugulites.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:01pm EDT
Fri, 8 May 2009
The pleasure planet of Orlandeer offers many delights for the weary traveler. It is recommended that you not spent too much time in the soothing Orlandeerian Mud-Pits of Relaxation. While the Orlandeerian mud will be soothing and stimulating, the noxious smell will follow you long after the relaxation has faded.
Direct download: 47_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Mud_Pits_of_Orlandeer.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:04pm EDT