Fri, 16 May 2008
Gravity.
Astronauts. Socialism. Hufflepuff. Filking. “I ain’t sayin’ she’s Death Eater.” Laughter. Frogs. Fucking frogs. “Don’t you forget about me.” Mathew Wayne Selznick. Brave Men Run. “Music is like math in the air.” Intervals. Inflation. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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Thu, 15 May 2008
The bodies of the Scusicians are fractal in nature, so do not be alarmed if some small duplicate of the dignitary you are speaking with pops off of the larger body to do some mundane task. The Scusicians are fascinated by beings who cannot do this, so be prepared to give long, detailed descriptions of every mind-numbing, tedious and loathsome task you had to do yourself without the help of cheerful, miniature assistants.
Direct download: 32_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Scusicians.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT
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Wed, 14 May 2008
Many years into the future, I will try to get Skype working again. And on that faithful day, a millennia from now, Paul Fischer will be on the other end of the line.
The more things change.... Special thanks to Paul Fischer, of the Balticon Podcast for being on the other end of the line. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
Direct download: Episode_124-Message_From_The_Future.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:53pm EDT
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Tue, 13 May 2008
With Panda holding the microphone, J.R. Blackwell and I discuss the finer points of fantasy entertainment as exemplified by three films we watched recently:
Iron Man: ironmanmovie.marvel.com Speed Racer: speedracerthemovie.warnerbros.com Hogfather: www.hogfatherdvd.com Also discussed is the level of violence appropriate for children, why life-and-death situations get me upset and the glorification of materialism in modern, over-the-top summer cinema. And, yes, all three of us were in bed. But Panda’s always there. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
Direct download: Episode_123-Things_We_Say_About_Movies_In_Bed.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:09pm EDT
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Mon, 12 May 2008
C.A. Sizemore, all-around good guy and long-time listener of the show, lost his wife Kelly this morning. I only know him through the internet, through Twitter and through his calls to show, but this has still hit me hard. Maybe it's because the third anniversary of my father's death was only a few weeks ago.
Or maybe no one should have to loose a loved one. But we do. And in times like these, it's good to know that someone like C.A., who was just nicest guy you'll meet, has engendered such goodwill that a fund in his name has reached over $1000: casizemoregift.chipin.com/ca-sizemore That, my friends, is all the faith in humanity one needs. "Hold On" was written and performed by Tom Waits, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find more work and information about this artist at Epitaph.com. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
Direct download: Episode_122-Were_All_Standing_Right_Here.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:14pm EDT
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Sun, 11 May 2008
In the Spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
Well, love and mash-ups. “Shut Up On A Blue Monday” was mashed-up by ComaR. You can find it and other mash-ups at www.myspace.com/comarbootlegs “Closer To Business Time” was mashed-up by Dan Dickinson. You can download it and other mash-ups at vjarmy.com “Nelly Furtado's Crazy” was mashed-up by A plus D. You can download it and other mash-ups at aplusd.net The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net.
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Sat, 10 May 2008
The first assumption is that you can procure a
whole, fully-dressed child. In some parts of the country this might be
easier than in others. Figure on about 1.25 to 2 lbs per person of
dressed child. For the wedding we had a 160 lb child (husky fella, that
one)to feed about 100 people. This was supplemented with thighs,
(a trackstar, naturally) and many other dishes. At another event, the child
weighed 60 lbs and fed about 30 people.
Another assumption is that you have a safe environment for storing the child from the time you abduct it to the time you begin cooking it. It doesn’t matter how good something tastes or what sensations a food item gives you, if it isn’t safe to eat, you’re going to be in serious trouble. Fortunately, the FDA provides some simple guidelines you can follow to help ensure safe storage.... Special thanks to Richard Kalwaic for reading this episode. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
Direct download: Episode_120-The_Proper_Preperation_of_Children.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:38pm EDT
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Fri, 9 May 2008
It's Feedback Friday once again, and once again I respond to your emails. In the wake of The Great Deletion (I explain it in the episode) feedback of this sort is wonderful to read.
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Thu, 8 May 2008
The aquatic Docalleral spoken language has defied all attempts of
translations, as the atonal singing they produce is as much dependent
on the condition and temperature of the water as it is on inflections
of the speaker. They also have extremely short memories and refuse to
speak with anyone who cannot properly breath underwater. It is then
suggested that you do not meet them at all, but rather send a polite
note saying you have already met them, and that they enjoyed your
company immensely.
Direct download: 31_Aliens_You_Will_Meet-The_Docalleral.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:38pm EDT
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Wed, 7 May 2008
The rest of the staff echoed Molly's warm sentiments, and greeted Leroy pleasantly, and although he still wasn't sure of all their names--he already confused the cook Anatole with the hallboy Eustace, and no idea the kitchen girls names, though they each just told him--he felt very familiar with all of them. Cogs had warned him not to get too familiar, as he would be spending most of his time with the family, but Leroy couldn't help it, and told Cogs so.
"I'm only human, after all," Leroy said. That got a chuckle out of Cogs. "The Marionette" was performed by the Two Star Symphony and was made available courtesy of the of the Podsafe Music Network. You can find out more about them at www.twostarsymphony.org. The Voice of Free Planet X theme was written and performed by Russell Collins of www.clockworkaudio.net
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